Here is my wisdom and tales to pass on to future generations of web surfers. A word of caution to future internet users so that they don't make the same mistakes I did.
1) Do not try to type: svn co "The Internet", if it ever finishes, you won't have nearly enough time to fix it.
2) Unless you understand the consequences do not type: wget http://*
3) Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, type in to Google, [google]. Googling Google for [google] will be a sudden overload to the system, and then the rest of the world, who's internet you've just destoryed, will find you in real life, and say: "this is why we can't have nice things".